Good Bad and Dad Jokes and a Video Message from Robert

Good, Bad and Dad Jokes and a Video Message from Robert

Good morning gentlemen,

First, please take a look at this quick video message above that I recorded this morning.

Now, enjoy the jokes I got from our email camper & counselor joke request a couple of weeks ago. If you have one to send in, please do for next time!

Robert robert@mondamin.com

Question: What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world? Answer: Usain Boat.

Q: How do you make a yacht look younger? A: Boat-Tox.

Q: How do you make a boat feel better? A: Give it some “Vitamin Sea”.

Q: Where do ghosts like to go sailing? A: Lake Eerie

Q: What do you do with a sick boat? A: Take it to the doc.

Q: What do you call a cyborg that likes to sit in a canoe? A: a row-bot.

Q: Why did my dad would always tell me that, if my canoe flipped over, I could just use it as a hat? A: Because it’s capsized.

Q: What do you call a canoe that’s 50% off? A: a sale boat.

Q: How do swimmers clean themselves?

A: They wash up on shore!

Q: Why do dolphins only swim in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?

A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: Why can elephants swim whenever they want?

A: They always have their trunks!

Q: Why couldn’t the mountain bike continue? A: Because it was too tired.

Q: What happened when I was hit in the head by a mountain bike component? A: It was a bit of a shock.

Q: What happened when I came across two talking stones while I was out hiking?

A: One Was Big but Shy. The Other Was A Little Boulder.

Q: A pony goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, I think I’m dying. I have this terrible sore throat.” A: The doctor assures him, “It’s okay—you’re just a little horse.”

Q: Why was the pig red? A: He was out all day BACON in the sun!

Q: What did Tennessee? A: What Arkansas

Q: What do you call a playlist made for hiking.

A: trail mix.

Q: Ever heard of the new restaurant karma? A: There’s no menu you get what you deserve

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: It had too many problems!

Q: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they are extinct

Q: Wanna hear a pizza joke? A: I can’t tell you. It’s too cheesy

Q: Why is a slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. A: These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

About Robert Danos

I first came to Mondamin from South Louisiana as a camper in 1979 and spent the next 9 summers here all the way through our Counselor In Training program. While attending Tulane University, I was a counselor each summer and have now been on the year-round staff for over 30 years. Before joining the year-round staff, I spent time both in teaching and child psychology. .

My wife, Susan, spent eight years on staff at our sister camp, Green Cove, and we have two girls and a boy all of whom have attended Green Cove and Mondamin, respectively.

Robert Danos